Webmistress

Make the perfect Halloween Spiderweb shawl - or make it in a smaller size as a wall hanging decoration! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ***Webmistress of Cirith Ungol ~~~~ Shelob’s Song ~~~~*** *Are you crispy, are you crunchy? May I on your innards munchy? Can we make a date for lunchy? Don’t be shy – let’s meet for brunchy!* *Are you creamy, are you gooey? Are your insides soft or chewy? I will make you into stewy When you’re in my web so gluey!* *I have waited, sad and blue In my lair with mountain view While my hunger grew and grew To entertain a guest like you.* *So come along now, don’t be tricky Get caught in my web so sticky. Big and strong or weak and sicky Orc or goblin, I’m not picky!* *Waiting here at Mordor’s Gate Dancing on my legs of eight, You were made for me – it’s fate! So join me for our Dinner-Date!*