Heads are Round (from the top down)

I knit socks from the toe up, I knit sweaters from the top down, and I knit hats from the ... bottom edge? That didn’t make sense to me, and the decreases on most hats weren’t round enough for my head, leaving little scrunchy bits at the top I couldn’t block out, so I created this hat pattern. You need about 75-100g of DK/Light Worsted weight yarn to complete this hat. I've used Gorilla Toes, as it's superwash, and machine-washable. *Updated to include the correct stitch count and instructions for row 5.*