Karpe Diem: Useless Goldfish Monster Hat

Note: This pattern is offered AS IS. Thank you all for the comments pointing out corrections, but I will not be updating this pattern as I'm really bad at counting. Also, like Edna Mode, "I never look back darling, it distracts from the now." *Gotta catch 'em all!* And if you catch 101 of these you might have enough Magikarp candy to evolve it into a Gyarados!^ My version of a Magikarp hat, because one can never have enough Magikarps. This pattern is best suited to intermediate to experienced crafters as it involves a range of crochet stitches, multiple individual pieces and lots and lots of counting. Stitches used: slst, dc, dc2tog, htr, tr, tr2tog FPtr, magic ring **Caution! This pattern has not been beta tested.** Stitches have been counted to the best of my ability, but there is a reason I’m not a mathematician (or a census taker). Your results may vary; proceed with care! ** Erratum: The pattern is actually in UK crochet symbols.** ** Erratum 2: Argh! I messed up on the pattern for the dorsal fin. The increases in the pattern are meant to be decreases. Shoot me now.** *^Hat will not evolve into a Gyarados. I mean, seriously?*