I'm a teratoma, short and stout;
Here is my handle, here is my snout;
When I get all steamed up and I shout,
Poke a finger in and pull stuff out!
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My teratoma, My teratoma,
Wherever I go, he goes,
My teratoma, My teratoma,
I’ll teach him everything I know…
My teratoma and me
Like to climb up a tree
My teratoma and me
We're the best friends that could be
My teratoma, My teratoma
My teratoma and Meeeee!
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Make new friends, but keep the old,
one is fleshy cellular slime mold!
by Zabet Stewart, Jane Roth, Heather "Danger" Hard (mother-to-be), and Sarabeth Brownrobie