Holy F*ck It's Cold

This winter let your mittens do the talking. Includes a censored and uncensored chart for the F word. These Norwegian Selbu-inspired mittens are knitted in the round from the bottom up. Use any two contrasting colors you like, it will take less than one 50g skein of fingering weight yarn per color. It's a fast knit and makes a funny gift for loved ones who are always complaining of the cold! This pattern also includes step by step pictures, links and video explaining the thumb and gusset. So don't worry, you can do it! The gauge is 32 sts/4 inches to fit a women's medium, but you can size up your needles to fit a bigger hand.