Turkey Porch Goose

Cooked Turkey Goose Crochet Pattern Get your porch goose ready for Thanksgiving dinner — literally! This hilarious and cozy crochet pattern turns your classic porch goose into a perfectly roasted turkey with wings, drumsticks, and all the trimmings. Complete with a white crocheted chef hat, carving fork and spatula accessories, and a little bib, this outfit is sure to be the talk of the neighborhood (and the dinner table!). It’s a fun, festive project that brings laughter and charm to your fall décor. ⸻ Pattern Includes: • Step-by-step written instructions • Clear photos for assembly and finishing • Instructions for the full outfit: turkey body, wings, drumsticks, utensils, and chef hat • Fits the standard Miles Kimball-style porch goose (approx. 23–24” tall) ⸻ Skill Level: Intermediate — basic crochet skills recommended (single crochet, increase, decrease, sewing pieces together) ⸻ Materials Needed: • Worsted weight yarn in brown, cream, white, gray, and black • 4.0 mm (G) crochet hook • Yarn needle • Stitch markers and stuffing (optional for shaping wings) ⸻ Perfect For: • Thanksgiving porch or entryway décor • A funny holiday photo prop • A great gift for your favorite crochet-loving friend or family member ⸻ This listing is for a digital crochet pattern (PDF download) — not a finished item. Instant download will be available after purchase. ✨ Give your porch goose the ultimate Thanksgiving makeover with the Cooked Turkey Goose pattern — because even your lawn décor deserves a seat at the table!